http://montrealshorts.wordpress.com Comme une poutine mais avec des mots. Wed, 18 Mar 2009 00:15:17 +0000 fr hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ http://s2.wp.com/i/buttonw-com.png http://montrealshorts.wordpress.com http://montrealshorts.wordpress.com/2009/03/17/tight-tights/ http://montrealshorts.wordpress.com/2009/03/17/tight-tights/#comments Wed, 18 Mar 2009 00:15:17 +0000 jeanpierre81 http://montrealshorts.wordpress.com/2009/03/17/tight-tights/ ]]> pink, purple, green, orange, black, yellow.
it’s been a rainbow kinda of day I guess.

]]> http://montrealshorts.wordpress.com/2009/03/17/tight-tights/feed/ 0 jeanpierre81 http://montrealshorts.wordpress.com/2009/03/09/3am/ http://montrealshorts.wordpress.com/2009/03/09/3am/#comments Mon, 09 Mar 2009 07:15:31 +0000 jeanpierre81 http://montrealshorts.wordpress.com/2009/03/09/3am/ ]]> it’s 3 o’clock in morning
and I’m hungry so let’s eat…
Ohhhh ouuuuu Ohhhhh
Ohhhh ouuuuu Ohhhhh

]]> http://montrealshorts.wordpress.com/2009/03/09/3am/feed/ 0 jeanpierre81 http://montrealshorts.wordpress.com/2009/03/03/fun-in-the-sun/ http://montrealshorts.wordpress.com/2009/03/03/fun-in-the-sun/#comments Tue, 03 Mar 2009 13:30:16 +0000 jeanpierre81 http://montrealshorts.wordpress.com/2009/03/03/fun-in-the-sun/ ]]> Serait-il possible Dame Nature de nous combiner soleil et chaleur ? C’est là un duo fort intéressant.
Un sans l’autre c’est un peu nul.
C’est comme un Big Mac sans les frites.
Ou un ordinateur sans Internet.

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It seems like I’m attached to it because my energy level is quite low these days.
I can’t seem to recharge very well.
I can’t seem to do much of anything anytime.
Except finding free porn.

]]> http://montrealshorts.wordpress.com/2009/02/23/dead/feed/ 0 jeanpierre81 img_7241 http://montrealshorts.wordpress.com/2009/02/17/metro-blues/ http://montrealshorts.wordpress.com/2009/02/17/metro-blues/#comments Wed, 18 Feb 2009 01:35:05 +0000 jeanpierre81 http://montrealshorts.wordpress.com/2009/02/17/metro-blues/ ]]> Passe un train
Passe un autre train
Passe un troisième train
Passe un quatrième, y’a de la place.
Suis déjà en retard.

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Voilà la question.
Ai-je d’autres priorités ?
Oui. Profiter du soleil qui se fait rare et qui me taquine depuis ce matin.

]]> http://montrealshorts.wordpress.com/2009/02/13/tu-me-veux-moi/feed/ 0 jeanpierre81 http://montrealshorts.wordpress.com/2009/02/12/polkadots/ http://montrealshorts.wordpress.com/2009/02/12/polkadots/#comments Thu, 12 Feb 2009 21:04:23 +0000 jeanpierre81 http://montrealshorts.wordpress.com/2009/02/12/polkadots/ ]]> Fascinating. Intriguing.
What made you decide to wear polkadot tights today ?
The rain? The melting snow ? The grey skies ?
They drive me wild.

]]> http://montrealshorts.wordpress.com/2009/02/12/polkadots/feed/ 0 jeanpierre81 http://montrealshorts.wordpress.com/2009/02/11/el-cheapo/ http://montrealshorts.wordpress.com/2009/02/11/el-cheapo/#comments Wed, 11 Feb 2009 06:48:50 +0000 jeanpierre81 http://montrealshorts.wordpress.com/2009/02/11/el-cheapo/ ]]> Toi, El Cheapo, la serveuse du Mont-Royal Hot Dog aimerait te dire un message.
-T’es cheap en criss.
Entre deux bouchées de poutine.

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Montreal peut héberger 15 200 personnes.
Buffalo, 1550.
Y’a réellement des gens qui vont au centre-ville de Buffalo ?

]]> http://montrealshorts.wordpress.com/2009/02/10/classement/feed/ 0 jeanpierre81 http://montrealshorts.wordpress.com/2009/02/10/moustache/ http://montrealshorts.wordpress.com/2009/02/10/moustache/#comments Tue, 10 Feb 2009 00:15:26 +0000 jeanpierre81 http://montrealshorts.wordpress.com/2009/02/10/moustache/ ]]> Tu as une moustache.
Je suis jaloux de ta moustache.
Tes airs de grands intello aux idées enivrantes pour le cerveau me tape sur les nerfs comme un tapette de mouche qui assassine sa proie en été sur un balcon fleurit de la rue St-Prospère.

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